"My daddy always tells me: 'Never put your feetsies in your feces!'"
And now, a song. (To the tune of "I've Been Everywhere")
Poo's been everywhere, man.
Poo's been everwhere, man.
Got poo up to there, man.
Even in your hair, man.
Tell you, I've had my share, man
Of poo that's everywhere.