McDonalds

Today, Mommy and Daddy took me to McDonalds for breakfast. Since egg, ham, cheese, and bread are some of my favorite foods, they thought I might like to try an Egg McMuffin for breakfast. But I decided to have a McFit instead.

They are wonderful, and I highly recommend having several each and every day.

Baby poetry

I am Baby
Hear me roar.
I walk through the
Open door.

'Cause I can!
So take that,
You!

J's first Messenger chat

J says:
8 r4efd cxeee z b c

D! says:
Hello!

D! says:
Are you free for a concert Saturday?

D! says:
I'M TOTALLY BONED!

J says:
t br 5fuutt .....

D! says:
Why NOT?

J says:
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D! says:
So TAPE it!

J says:
,,,,,, nb vw

D! says:
I dunno . . . open bar?

J says:
hh bvhhhhhhhhhkfnnnnnn t

D! says:
Okay, 7:00.

J says:
nnn6

D! says:
YES I'll drive.

J says:
B NBkv

D! says:
'Cause she hs a party to go to.

J says:
rtxn7 v9h nnnnnnnn 56ct ttdh xznnnnnnnnn hjhz5e45rerf hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhb c vb

D! says:
She just forgot, is all.

J says:
c zu gh n ygb

J says:
8b c

D! says:
I dunno. It's not black tie, but at least TRY to look nice.

J says:
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D! says:
I don't think they do requests.

J says:
VD VV BBGHV X

D! says:
Well, all right, TRY.

J says:
jk

D! says:
Just don't act all disappointed.

J says:
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D! says:
Why would they know reggae?

J says:
v v f6 5tthb jnnu nv 79bh n hj tf n , bu vch b n

D! says:
What do you mean, BIRTHDAY PARTY?

J says:
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D! says:
How could you FORGET?

J says:
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D! says:
THE SAME BIRTHDAY?

J says:
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D! says:
Well, I'm no better off than before now.

J says:
dfcv

D! says:
No, no, that's fine.

I love my friends!

I'm not tired. And I can type with my feet.

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Sponsored by the letter "n"

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Mmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm!

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Mommy won't let me Ctrl+Alt+Delete the PC

She is just plain unreasonable! Here is what I have to say about that:

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Yeah! That'll show her!

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jfnvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

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WAAAAAH!!

Grumpy J writes:

cvn mmmmn nm vvczaejercxhbbbbbbbbj kjm
juhn,, g;n ii m n mbn nm........lkj n v e4rex mmmogjngb m ' n jjjjjjjjjjj

I assume that when he kicks the keyboard tray away and starts beating me with his soother clip, that means he is done typing.

Sidebar: I have set up J with his very own account now. So he will now be able to make his own entries on the blog.

Go J!

J wants to throw my keyboard across the room

J writes (urgently):

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A Message from J

J writes: j m,oil.kbbbbbbbbbbbjv kkuc xy boln mk;bn;bnhhhhhhhvn kbbvvvv nv b ;n [jl

T writes: J has tried twice to type this message. The first time, he accidentally navigated away from the page before he was done. It upset him, because he had something important to say. He nearly did it again here, but caught it early enough this time around to save the message.

(He is chewing on my fingers now. I theorize that his message translates to "My teeth are really sharp!")

J has something to add

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Decided-ly

Yesterday...

J decided that he would only nap while being held in my arms.

H decided to go out with a friend in the evening and leave me alone with J.

I decided to forego my studies so that I could care for J properly, hoping instead to catch up tonight.

J decided that he would not fall asleep until 2:00 a.m. and would wake for today at 5:00 a.m., leaving H and I to function on very little sleep.

The result of all of this? My stupid cold virus decided to return today in full force, and I feel terrible.

We have a student nurse dropping by in a few hours with some info for us. I am hoping that J will nap independently today ... either before she arrives or after she leaves. I need to sleep to get this bug out of my system. It's nasty, and I can't even take anything for it. I can't nap tonight ... H agreed (as part of the deal by which he went out last night) that he would care for J all by himself tonight so I could study. I have to take advantage of that opportunity; the last couple of chapters in this module are really long and involved, and I have to get through them and prepare to write my next quiz.

J seems most unhappy. It appears he has something to add here:

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Okay, J is not permitted to type any longer on this message. He is apparently mad at the computer, and he just picked up the keyboard tray and tried to throw it on the floor. It angered him somehow, and I am sure it deserved it, but damaging computer equipment is counterproductive, so no.

J's First Journal Entry (aka "In Which J Discovers the Spacebar Then Nearly Reboots My Computer")

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Words of Wisdom from J

"My daddy always tells me: 'Never put your feetsies in your feces!'"

And now, a song. (To the tune of "I've Been Everywhere")

Poo's been everywhere, man.
Poo's been everwhere, man.
Got poo up to there, man.
Even in your hair, man.
Tell you, I've had my share, man
Of poo that's everywhere.