Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts
Showing posts with label slogans. Show all posts

Monday, June 26, 2006

Failed Ad Campaigns - #6

Crayola's Flavored Crayons!

Slogan reads:

"Well, if they're going to eat them anyway ..."

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #5

Failed Ad Campaign #5: The Kleenex "Pick a Winner" Contest

Boogers could be judged on both size and uniqueness of appearance. Bonus points could be awarded to those resembling celebrities. The winner would receive a year's supply of Kleenex.

Suggested new logo

This seems appropriate, somehow.



Sunday, August 28, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #4

Failed Ad Campaign #4: Little Caesar's Specialty Dictator Pizzas

A special pizza line, featuring:

The "Fidel Castro": A meager offering in its own rite, but tourists get extra toppings.

The "Napoleon Bonaparte": An individual 8" pizza.

The "Benito Mussolini": Italian sausage. And you only need the one topping.

The "Adolf Hitler": This chicken pizza has all white meat.

The "Álvaro Uribe Vélez": While not actually a dictator, the President of Colombia is nonetheless deserving of a specialty pizza. Pick any of the Dictator Line, and add on a free Coke (deposit extra).

Sunday, August 21, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #3

Failed Ad Campaign #3: Nike's "Meet the Workers" Night

For a small donation, you can come out and meet the staff, the good people who labor over those running shoes you wear so proudly. All proceeds will go to aid underprivileged workers in third world countries.

Oh wait. Um ... no.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #2

Failed Ad Campaign #2: The KFC Loose Chicken Sandwich

Similar to the "loose meat sandwiches" you see at so many restaurants, but made entirely of bits of chicken. Problematic, as the name was implicit of some sort of menage a trois involving a poultry with questionable moral standards.

Friday, August 19, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #1

Failed Ad Campaign #1: The A&W Root Bat

Commercial featuring a bat in an orange A&W sweater dive bombing poor, screaming customers who are just trying to eat their burgers. Root bear theme music plays menacingly in the background, from a large pipe organ.