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Monday, June 26, 2006
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Failed Ad Campaigns - #5
Failed Ad Campaign #5: The Kleenex "Pick a Winner" Contest
Boogers could be judged on both size and uniqueness of appearance. Bonus points could be awarded to those resembling celebrities. The winner would receive a year's supply of Kleenex.
Boogers could be judged on both size and uniqueness of appearance. Bonus points could be awarded to those resembling celebrities. The winner would receive a year's supply of Kleenex.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
Failed Ad Campaigns - #4
Failed Ad Campaign #4: Little Caesar's Specialty Dictator Pizzas
A special pizza line, featuring:
The "Fidel Castro": A meager offering in its own rite, but tourists get extra toppings.
The "Napoleon Bonaparte": An individual 8" pizza.
The "Benito Mussolini": Italian sausage. And you only need the one topping.
The "Adolf Hitler": This chicken pizza has all white meat.
The "Álvaro Uribe Vélez": While not actually a dictator, the President of Colombia is nonetheless deserving of a specialty pizza. Pick any of the Dictator Line, and add on a free Coke (deposit extra).
A special pizza line, featuring:
The "Fidel Castro": A meager offering in its own rite, but tourists get extra toppings.
The "Napoleon Bonaparte": An individual 8" pizza.
The "Benito Mussolini": Italian sausage. And you only need the one topping.
The "Adolf Hitler": This chicken pizza has all white meat.
The "Álvaro Uribe Vélez": While not actually a dictator, the President of Colombia is nonetheless deserving of a specialty pizza. Pick any of the Dictator Line, and add on a free Coke (deposit extra).
Sunday, August 21, 2005
Failed Ad Campaigns - #3
Failed Ad Campaign #3: Nike's "Meet the Workers" Night
For a small donation, you can come out and meet the staff, the good people who labor over those running shoes you wear so proudly. All proceeds will go to aid underprivileged workers in third world countries.
Oh wait. Um ... no.
For a small donation, you can come out and meet the staff, the good people who labor over those running shoes you wear so proudly. All proceeds will go to aid underprivileged workers in third world countries.
Oh wait. Um ... no.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Failed Ad Campaigns - #2
Failed Ad Campaign #2: The KFC Loose Chicken Sandwich
Similar to the "loose meat sandwiches" you see at so many restaurants, but made entirely of bits of chicken. Problematic, as the name was implicit of some sort of menage a trois involving a poultry with questionable moral standards.
Similar to the "loose meat sandwiches" you see at so many restaurants, but made entirely of bits of chicken. Problematic, as the name was implicit of some sort of menage a trois involving a poultry with questionable moral standards.
Friday, August 19, 2005
Failed Ad Campaigns - #1
Failed Ad Campaign #1: The A&W Root Bat
Commercial featuring a bat in an orange A&W sweater dive bombing poor, screaming customers who are just trying to eat their burgers. Root bear theme music plays menacingly in the background, from a large pipe organ.
Commercial featuring a bat in an orange A&W sweater dive bombing poor, screaming customers who are just trying to eat their burgers. Root bear theme music plays menacingly in the background, from a large pipe organ.
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