Showing posts with label never said. Show all posts
Showing posts with label never said. Show all posts

Monday, December 01, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

T: Don't throw your head at your brother!!!

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I've been absent a bit of late. My exam is Wednesday night. Studying frantically until it's done. It's starting to come together. Sort of. Not leaving much time for anything else, though. I don't think I'll be around much until it's over. So ... yeah.

See you all Thursday!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Honey, why is there a barbecue lighter in the freezer?"

Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Just wait 'til Mommy puts away her walker."

I don't use the crutches around the house. I'm much more stable on the walker. So we prefer that I use it and stay safe. Even if it does make me feel really old. At least I'm not falling down and breaking the other knee. Gotta count for something, right?

Right?

Hello?

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say ... again

"Actually, Santa Claus is the epitome of a Christmas man."

Saturday, May 03, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Sooter might get upset if you drive over him with an ambulance".

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

Yes, kitty has a hole in his bum.
Yes, that's where he poops from.

Well, he asked!!

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Snuggling does not include umbrellas."

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Things have been quiet here lately

I am aware. Time for a few updates.

I'm about 16 weeks pregnant with #2 now. Already on bed rest, and have been for over a month now. I'm bed resting until at least 20 weeks, and we'll see from there. There are complications and, if they do not resolve, I'll likely be on bed rest until delivery. I'm due end of May. Bed rest is boring. There's not much that I can do. I miss work. It's hard to get to the computer. It's tough to blog. The worst part is that I can't pick up J. I miss cuddling my little boy. Thankfully, I have a supportive husband who has been taking good care of me and J. I just wish I could contribute. But I can't.

We went to Maui for a week in September. That's where we learned that we were expecting #2. It was a fantastic trip! Thankfully, the morning sickness didn't start until we returned. It's been pretty bad, though. I can't keep down even my prenatal vitamins. I'm concerned about proper nutrition for baby. But I'm doing my best.

On the J front, potty training is going well. J is rewarded with a sticker for sitting on the potty, and he receives an extra sticker for peeing. He usually gets two stickers. But he's not yet telling us when he needs to go, so he's generally wet between trips. I hope he will be trained soon. It would be helpful.

Also, we have managed to wean J from his "Ne-naw" (aka soother). He was only having it during naps and night. But we explained to him on Monday that Ne-naws are only for little tiny babies, and he's a little boy now and much too grown-up for a Ne-naw. He barely even squawked about it. Honestly, it was more tragic for me - my baby is growing up!!! But it needed to go, so it is gone.

J likes all kinds of books and toys now. He will often play with things that aren't really his toys. We have to monitor for safety. He has claimed one of our Halloween decorations - a silver skull - as one of his new toys. Apparently, J does not find this gross-looking thing particularly scary. We are having trouble getting it back into storage, since J keeps hiding it among his other toys. J also loves the design that is on the back of one of our rocking chairs. He thinks Design looks rather like a face, and he has conversations with it, shares toys with it, etc. Ah well, a couple of imaginary or inanimate friends never hurt anyone.

J enjoys singing. His favorite song is still "Mighty Machines", but he also enjoys "Jingle Bells" and "Mister Golden Sun", among other little tunes. He prefers to sing in a gruff and grumbly voice rather than his usual sweet little voice. He sounds rather like a Sesame Street monster when he starts up, I swear. But it's very cute.

Now, onto the school front: I'm almost through my stats class. Thankfully, when I was put on bed rest, the teacher turned it into a distance ed class for me, and I have managed to get good grades while lying still on my couch. It has not been a really tough class. I've got enough marks to pass the class already, and a couple more projects to complete still. Hopefully I'll be able to complete them. I've gotten doctor permission to take a winter class also, provided it too is distance ed and can be completed while I lie down. So I'll be taking Finance next. It's a long process to get my designation, but I'm sure it will be worth it once it's all done.

I'm tired. I'm bored. Send emails. Phone me. Whatever you've got to do. I'm relying on others for entertainment now. So go on ... entertain me!

I will now end this post with a things you never thought you'd hear your child say:

J: Kitty is eating my skull!!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

H & T: (Singing)

Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday dear ... skull ...
Happy birthday to you.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

T: Help! My shoes are stuck together!

H: Do you love me despite the whole "Polish" thing?

(No, H is not being a biggot here. He was hooking up some software and, when it asked him to choose a language, he hit the wrong thing and picked ... Polish? Czechoslovakian? Who can tell? ... And then, he couldn't fix it because he doesn't read ... whatever language that was ... and the menu was naturally in the newly selected language. I was displeased.)

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

My contribution to the details of yesterday's party:

"Finish your chips; then you can have some fruit."

Also:

"J, stop doing ... whatever it is you're doing, that's bad."

Sunday, March 11, 2007

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Do you think anybody is passionate about multi-family residential construction?"

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

The following are contributed by H, who is busy dealing with J just now and cannot come to the computer:

"The whole cheese fiasco was a social experiment gone horribly awry".

"Welcome to the African safari. Be very quiet, for we are approaching the habitat of the notoriously fierce Jungle Sucky. Please keep your arms and legs in the vehicle, as the Sucky is known for its habit of leaping at its prey and attaching itself to the mouth, where it remains forever. Or until you are weaned."

Saturday, October 21, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Don't run over the cat with your car!"

"Can I see what you have in your mouth?"

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Why so dumb, chum?

I fed J some apple pieces the other night. He decided that he only likes the juice, and he spat out the chewed up pieces once he'd gotten the yummy juice out. Then he tried to give them to me in a most unpleasant way, resulting in a new episode of "Things You Never Thought You'd Hear Yourself Say":

"Mommy does not want to eat your regurgitated apple bits.

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I went to the doctor last Monday. I said that I appeared to have developed a bladder infection. A urinalysis showed nothing. I was on antibiotics for the bronchitis, so shouldn't have developed a bladder infection. I was told to drink cranberry juice and go back to see them on Friday if I still didn't feel better.

I decided that this meant I had developed a severe case of hypochondria. There is nothing wrong with me. And if I simply ignore it, it will go away.

Friday.
Saturday.

And on Sunday, I was in such tremendous discomfort that I could no longer ignore the situation. It's real, dang it! I went back to the doctor. But if it's real, and it's not a bladder infection, what could it be?

I had roughly three hours to ponder that while I waited in the doctor's office for it to be my turn. I was not bored, for I got to run to the bathroom every ten minutes. I was even given a little cup by the nurse so that they could check in the office rather than sending me out to a lab. "But it's not a bladder infection" I thought inwardly; "we've already established that". Confident that my urinalysis would reveal nothing, and that it wasn't all in my head either, I waited to discover just what the heck else might be causing the symptoms I'd been exhibiting.

Saw the doctor.

It's not all in my head. I should have known that. Because it appears that there is nothing in my head.

I have a severe bladder infection. It's resistant to the antibiotics I was taking. I needed new antibiotics. Five-day course. And if it's still like this at the end of the treatment, I will need to take an anti-spasmodic drug to finish the job.

It hurts. A lot.

I feel foolish. I should have trusted myself. Shouldn't have waited so long. Should have persisted after the first test showed nothing. Probably should have just made them redo the test. But I did none of these things. And now, I will have to endure this intense discomfort for a longer period of time.

At least I went back before it worked its way up into my kidneys. That's a good thing, right?

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say (and other bits)

Sometimes, things confuse me. Stuff that happens. People I know. People I knew. Self-destructive behaviours.

Sometimes, there are things that I just don't get. Reflections on the irrelevant. Or the once relevant, but now no longer. Random searches for the word "puke". A desire to focus on the negative.

It must be Sunday. I never could get the hang of Sundays.

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On another note, here is a "Things You Never Thought You'd Hear Yourself Say", contributed by H:

"I think Rookie Bear is upset that you abandoned him for a tube of toothpaste."

Friday, May 19, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"What's with the big cockroach with your name glued to it?"

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

T: "Please don't hit Mommy with the car."

- and -

H: "It'd be just like Footloose, but with riding mowers."

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Please don't hump your Boppy Bear."

Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say

"Please don't smack Daddy in the nuts with your Coke bottle, okay?

Okay?"