I have won a free Caribbean cruise!

And all I had to do was press 9! How easy is that?

The following quote reflects my feelings on this subject quite aptly.

I can’t wait to take my free cruise. I’m going to look for unicorns while I’m on it. And then, with all the money I saved, I’m going to fulfill a lifelong dream of chartering a private spacecraft to planet Xeltax.

Is this what happens when you foolishly attend one lousy timeshare presentation?

Attention Phone Solicitors:
BUZZ OFF!!