Variations on "The 59th Street Bridge Song"

Slow down, you move too fast
I wonder if I'm gonna pass
Just readin' textbooks all alone
Wishin' for fun and feelin' pukey!
(La,la,la,la,la,la, feelin' pukey)

Hello, tutor, whatcha knowing?
I've come to ask about costs flowing
Ain't ya got no tips for me?
Grumble, grumble, feelin' pukey!
(La,la,la,la,la,la, feelin' pukey)

Got more readings to do, before I'm in too deep
I'm dappled and drowsy and ready to sleep
Burn the stupid text and drop it into the sea
Crying baby, all is pukey!
(La,la,la,la,la,la, feelin' pukey)
(La,la,la,la,la,la, feelin' pukey)

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Nez, I'm sorry we missed your party. Amortization and capital assets were calling to me. I would much rather have seen you. Trust me. I hope you had a great birthday!