I got this concept from va1kyrie. It is fun!
Put "[your name here] is" in quotes in a Google search, and post your favorite responses. Here are mine:
Howard is For Kids this Summer.
Howard is 15 miles north of York, just off the A64.
Howard is well researched and draws frightening conclusions.
Howard is in a dusty garage in Hampton with a roomful of trophies.
Howard is ready to be Prime Minister.
Try it. You'll like it. That's an order. From your Prime Minister.