Failed Ad Campaign #4: Little Caesar's Specialty Dictator Pizzas
A special pizza line, featuring:
The "Fidel Castro": A meager offering in its own rite, but tourists get extra toppings.
The "Napoleon Bonaparte": An individual 8" pizza.
The "Benito Mussolini": Italian sausage. And you only need the one topping.
The "Adolf Hitler": This chicken pizza has all white meat.
The "Álvaro Uribe Vélez": While not actually a dictator, the President of Colombia is nonetheless deserving of a specialty pizza. Pick any of the Dictator Line, and add on a free Coke (deposit extra).
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