Sunday, August 28, 2005

Failed Ad Campaigns - #4

Failed Ad Campaign #4: Little Caesar's Specialty Dictator Pizzas

A special pizza line, featuring:

The "Fidel Castro": A meager offering in its own rite, but tourists get extra toppings.

The "Napoleon Bonaparte": An individual 8" pizza.

The "Benito Mussolini": Italian sausage. And you only need the one topping.

The "Adolf Hitler": This chicken pizza has all white meat.

The "Álvaro Uribe Vélez": While not actually a dictator, the President of Colombia is nonetheless deserving of a specialty pizza. Pick any of the Dictator Line, and add on a free Coke (deposit extra).

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