I got this from Dwight Schrute's blog.
Thoughts about winter.
Winter is the coldest season. For a reason. The sun
moves south, to warm up the Africans and the
Australians and leaves us in the northern climes to
fend for ourselves in the sleet and the frost.
Animals bundle up in their fur and in their caves.
They hybernate and/or store up nuts to feed to their
chicks and young.
When there is a chill in the air, there are colder
weather patterns coming down from Canada.
In Canada it is always winter. Sometimes the sun
never rises in Canada. Harp seals abound until they
are brutally slaughtered by Canadians. They worship
maple syrup, hockey and Alanis Morisette. I hate
Canadians.
Winter.
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