Thursday, September 18, 2008

This is what it sounds like when pigs fly

Since we often make posts on the subject of "Things you never thought you'd hear yourself say", we thought it might also be appropriate to post a number of the things you will absolutely, unequivocally, NEVER hear us say. Things such as:

  • We are changing our phone and Internet back to Telus, because the future is friendly.

  • It says so in all the ads, so it must be true.

  • Home Depot has the best blinds. And top notch customer service.

  • Sears is a great place to work! Shop and invest!

  • Yes, I would love to lock in my utility rates for five years.

  • Please phone me every five minutes and tell me how I can lower my interest rates.

  • Toopy and Binoo is sheer intellectual genius.

  • What I really want is for my foundation to match my skin.

  • Stephen Harper is a wonderful man, deserving of our respect.
and, of course:

  • I'm voting Conservative in the next federal election.

5 comments:

the sits girls said...

Well, we learned a lot! Thanks! lol

Trish said...

Thanks for visiting. And thanks for the link!

Mama's Losin' It said...

How about...naaa, "we don't need a babysitter...we like to spend as much time as possible with our children!!"

These were funny to read!! And so true!

Mama's Losin' It said...

ps I voted for the thumb. Babies need to to suck, it's intuitive for them. Soothers (and I'm assuming those are pacifiers??) fall out of their mouths. Thumbs are attached...maybe more difficult to break that habit later on, but SO worth it during the infant years. :)

Trish said...

Oh, that's a good one! How about "No thank you; I really don't like chocolate".

Yes, soothers and pacifiers are the same thing. Thanks for voting!