Monday, May 22, 2006

Said and heard

He said:
Honey, when do you think you might get a chance to do some laundry?

She heard:
Get off the couch and wash my clothes, you lazy woman! It's not as though you have anything else to do. And stop eating those bonbons; you'll chunk out, and I don't want a fat wife. Besides, I paid for those candies with my hard earned money. Because I work for a living. Unlike you. I just can't believe you haven't washed my clothes yet. Now I don't have anything decent to wear tonight when I go to watch the strippers. All because of the "baby". Yeah. Right.

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Come now. You must learn to laugh at yourselves. It's funny. Really.

Wait. What are you doing with that shotgun? No, seriously! We're laughing with you! With you!

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