Chicks and Ducks and Geese Better Scurry

It's time for another "Conversations of the Car" segment. Here goes:

On Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless

T: Would you look at that monstrosity of a house?

H: Huge. Hideous!

T: Wait a second; is that a mallard on the front lawn?

H: Yes. And a goose too!

T: I wonder if those people own those birds. Maybe they're pets.

H: Wouldn't surprise me. I'll bet they also have a bunch of endangered species in their backyard.

T: And they regularly kill them. And feed them to the mallard.

H: Because they can!