It's time for another "Conversations of the Car" segment. Here goes:
On Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless
T: Would you look at that monstrosity of a house?
H: Huge. Hideous!
T: Wait a second; is that a mallard on the front lawn?
H: Yes. And a goose too!
T: I wonder if those people own those birds. Maybe they're pets.
H: Wouldn't surprise me. I'll bet they also have a bunch of endangered species in their backyard.
T: And they regularly kill them. And feed them to the mallard.
H: Because they can!