Working one-liners

I am loving my job! The work is good, and the people are a lot of fun. Even tonight, when I was at the office for 2 hours after we closed, I didn't mind. The work needed to be done, and I was nice and productive. Life is good.

Many good conversations can be had. Some work related, and some not so much. But I have learned that people at work will say some pretty interesting things. Sometimes, they just don't realize how it sounds. Other times, the first thing that comes to mind is just too good to pass up.

We have a few favorite snippets from our week so far, that we thought we'd share. Enjoy!

*From T's coworkers*

"What's the S.T.D. bin?"
(Note to self: There should be a better abbreviation for the printer's standard paper bin.)

"I need to go show E my chest."
(By way of explanation, this girl had apparently spilt something on her shirt earlier that day, and she wanted to show her friend that the stain was gone.)

*H with his coworkers*

H's coworker: She's probably just lying on the couch with a big pitcher of martinis. But we all do that, don't we?

H: I don't. I have a toddler. I put the martinis in his sippy cup so he'll sleep.