Isn't it amazing how easy some people make it for the rest of us to feel superior?
I used to secretly judge those people. Now, I have no time left in my day for secrecy. And if they weren't so blasted stupid, I wouldn't have to use my valuable time for judging them either. But they have really earned it, so judge them I must. And I shall.
They should be smarter. It would be more convenient for me. ;)
And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming ...