Have you ever seen "Bandits"? Remember that scene, when Billy-Bob Thornton's character woke up screaming absurdities? That character now lives in our house.
These are the latest phrases that we have awoken to. J randomly screams these things, and then falls immediately back to sleep. Here we go:
("Panda coat" is a personal favorite).
On another note ...
You know you order in too much when:
You are all sitting at the dinner table, having a pleasant meal. Suddenly, the doorbell rings. At the sound, your toddler perks right up, lifts his head, and yells "Pizza!"