J has a hobby horse. It was a gift from Memaw. J loves to put the stick between his knees and gallop around the living room on his horse. It is J's only horse toy, and he adores it.
Grandma: Hold your horses, J!
J: My one horse is at home, Grandma.
In addition to correcting the obvious errors of others, J has also taken to quoting the wise words of others:
J: Well done, your Highness. That's what Shrek said.
J: Daddy, remember: Do what the Do-Wops do ... Do what we do.
Goodnight, J. Sleep tight. Harvard is waiting for you.