I am the sun. I am the rain.

I must be. I see no other reason why all of the streetlights go out as I drive by.

On another note, tonight J said: "If she doesn't like diapers, SCREW HER!" (This was actually very innocent; he was playing with a plastic screwdriver at the time and was "screwing" everything he encountered.) Anyway, when he said it, I collapsed in uncontrollable laughter. A big mistake; now he thinks the expression is funny. I'm sure he'll say it again at some inopportune moment.

It's been a particularly rough day, in a particularly rough week, and I'm spent.