The Doctor

J figures that, because his mommy needs to eat in the living room, he should be able to do likewise. H has explained to him that Mommy eats in the living room because the doctor says that she has to.

J: Mommy has to lie down?
H: Yes.
J: Because the doctor said?
H: Yes.
J: Mommy has to eat in the living room?
H: Yes.
J: Because the doctor said?
H: Yes.
J: The doctor said I have to eat in the living room!
H: No.
J: But Mommy?
H: Yes.
J: Because the doctor said?
H: Yes.
J: The witchdoctor said?

Where, you might ask, did J come up with this? Well ...

Where else?